Geaux Back to Columbus

Thanks to the omniscience of the Bowl Championship Series we can officially crown the Louisiana State Tigers as the National Champions Elect of College Football. And while we're at it, let's all give a big thanks to Ohio State for keeping things interesting for a few minutes longer than the last time we did this.… » 1/08/08 12:06am 1/08/08 12:06am

Chargers vs. Titans, Second Half and Goodnight


It's been a while since I last checked in, but it's still the same football game. We're well into the third quarter of the final game of Wild Card Weekend '08 Bukkake and this game is dragging along with a score of 6-3. Tennessee is winning, Floats (pictured) i really crappy, and LaDainian is still lacking swag. If… » 1/06/08 6:38pm 1/06/08 6:38pm

To Watch Tonight

What to watch while trying to figure out why David Beckham is trying to kill us all...
The Wire and more of tonight's best television, after the jump... » 1/06/08 6:25pm 1/06/08 6:25pm

The Debut of Money Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather Jr. recently announced his intention to throw his jewel encrusted New Era into the ring. Well we didn't have to wait long, because the day is afoot! Via Deuce of Davenport comes Money Mayweather's debut video. I'm not going to lie and tell you it's great, but it could be worse. It's basically what… » 1/06/08 5:22pm 1/06/08 5:22pm

Chargers vs. Titans, This Time It's For Real

You thought Philip Rivers was needlessly cocky before? Well it's playoff time baby, time to step up the douche! The real key is to see just how close Norv Turner can keep this thing. Nobody holds back a dynamic team in the playoffs like Norv Turner! Enjoy, and stay tuned after the jump... » 1/06/08 4:31pm 1/06/08 4:31pm

Happy Birthday, Gilbert

Seeing as how he's injured (and might not be back) you may not know that today is Gilbert Arenas's birthday, and therefor, it is the first anniversary of the coolest birthday party I've ever attended. It's also worth noting that it was the only reason that thesetwo photo-ops were able to take place. Check out… » 1/06/08 3:56pm 1/06/08 3:56pm

Bucs vs. Giants, The Second Half!


It was either this, or a picture of four Tampa cheerleaders. I like to think I made the right decision (thanks to Getty Images for the choice though). Since we last saw each other at halftime things have taken an interesting turn. The Bucs botched the opening kickoff giving the Giants an incredible opportunity to… » 1/06/08 2:54pm 1/06/08 2:54pm

Celtics Get Their Balls Back

Perhaps "untouchable" wasn't the right word to describe the DeTroit (I like it better that way) Pistons. Last night they had a chance to stick it to the Celtics again, and this time they had the pleasure of hosting the action. Yet it was not to be. The Celtics relied on Glen Davis'...uh...muscle to lead the way past… » 1/06/08 2:40pm 1/06/08 2:40pm

Bucs vs. Giants! Yar, They Blow!

It's that time again, and I'm positively pumped for this one! New York and Tampa are taking the field and the air is alive with excitement! Who am I kidding? I'm watching Pitt play Nova while taping the Wizards and the Sonics. Don't worry though, I've brought in a reinforcement television and I'll be keeping you up… » 1/06/08 1:01pm 1/06/08 1:01pm

Knight Reaches New Heights, Real Teams Play

Bobby Knight picked up win number 899 for his career yesterday and he marked the occasion by bringing his infant grandson to the post game press conference. Fortunately he refrained from teaching the kid any new words. Follow after the jump for the video (h/t FanHouse) and the recap of Oregon's win over Arizona and… » 1/06/08 12:10pm 1/06/08 12:10pm

Keeping Up With Wild Card Weekend

If you happen to find yourself in contact with a fan of the Steelers or the Redskins you should probably just give them their space. It wasn't a good night, and judging from the stuff I've already heard on ESPN, it's not going to be a good morning or afternoon. The Steelers stormed back from an 18 point deficit only… » 1/06/08 11:32am 1/06/08 11:32am

Bynum Pulls Out of the G-Spot Too Fast

Will Bynum, formerly of Georgia Tech and Arizona fame, was arrested sometime yesterday in Tel Aviv, Israel (I don't do time zones) after a fight at a club turned into a hit-and-run. via Haaretz.com
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Continue after the jump for all of details that led up to the incident, obviously there's a claim that a woman was…

Pittsburgh vs. Jacksonville

Well that last game pretty much ripped my heart right out, but I don't think this one is capable of such damage. Regardless, there's money on the table and I'm already down, so my interest stoked. The Jaguars crossed Clemente Bridge for the second time in three weeks with enough confidence to take the field as if it… » 1/05/08 8:16pm 1/05/08 8:16pm

Seattle vs. Washington: Second Half

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I hope you enjoyed that first half, because I sure as shit didn't. The Redskins punted the ball at a breakneck pace and once Seattle got on the board their offense began to slow down. Then at the very end of the half master timekeeper Mike Holmgren decided he didn't want to leave any of his timeouts… » 1/05/08 6:26pm 1/05/08 6:26pm

Seattle vs. Washington: First Half


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It's just about that time and my fingers are shaking from the anticipation... and the delirium tremens. The Seahawks and their alleged 12th Man have opened up Qwest field to the visiting Redskins and the kickoff of the 2008 NFLplayoffs are just moments away. I won't actually "live blog" the action… » 1/05/08 4:20pm 1/05/08 4:20pm

Rating the Swatters

Empty the Bench ranks the best defenders of the rim in the Association. Marcus Camby is an easy choice as number one, but I have to take issue with Andray Blatche's placement. The young ex-John leads all bench players in blocks per game with 1.6. He could be even more effective, but Brendan Haywood keeps boxing him… » 1/05/08 3:55pm 1/05/08 3:55pm

Your Requisite Boxing Post!

While last night offered up two very respectable televised nights of boxing, the real show of the year's opening weekend comes tonight when Paulie Malignaggi puts his 140 lb IBF belt on the line against a very game Herman Ngoudjo on Showtime. Paulie is never going to be a knockout threat but he's willing to swing with… » 1/05/08 3:08pm 1/05/08 3:08pm

Jenny Hendrix Loves Jags, Anal

The Jacksonville Jaguars have stormed into the playoffs with a bandwagon that has quickly filled near capacity. Well now they've got something even better going for them. When the Jags take on the Pittsburgh Steelers in the second game of today's wild card double header they'll have a porn star in their corner. Thanks… » 1/05/08 2:17pm 1/05/08 2:17pm